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Bored out of your mind? Nothing to do? Reading the same issue of "Vogue" for the 5th time this week? Well have we got something for you! It's the Funmaster 2000. The Funmaster 2000 is simple and compact, so you can take it with you wherever you go: In the park, in your office, in movie theatres, even at the dinner table! And it's discrete, so nobody will know how much fun you're having! The Funmaster 2000 comes fully assembled and ready to use! You're probably thinking "This sounds almost too good, I could never afford it," but the Funmaster 2000 is priced to go! You won't pay $100. You won't pay 90$ Not 80, not 60, that's right, just 5 easy payments of $11.99 plus Shipping and Handling! Call now, and we'll even throw in the batteries free! A $130 value for only 5 easy payments of $11.99 plus Shipping and Handling! And don't forget our lifetime warranty: if you aren't having the time of your life, just send back your Funmaster 2000 with Shipping and Handling and we'll give you your money back! Just listen to these testimonials!
"I was never very popular in school, the other kids wouldn't let me play with them, so I always felt left out, but then my mom got me a Funmaster 2000. Now I can have fun all by myself! Thanks, Funmaster 2000!"
"As a board member at a large insurance firm, I have to sit through a lot of long meetings, but thanks to Funmaster 2000, it's not a drag anymore! The boss is really impressed with how attentive I am; he even gave me a promotion and a raise!"
"Every day, I drive 5 whining, screaming kids back and forth between socker games, piano practice, and dancing lessons. I was at my wits' end, but then my husband suggested the Funmaster 2000. Now the kids can scream all they want! I don't care, I've got my Funmaster 2000 to keep my mind off of things!"
Well, you've heard what these satisfied customers think of the Funmaster 2000, and now you can be one of them! Suplies are limited, so call now to reserve your own!

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